when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Chocolate is salad.
oh my god
Okay what? I’m pretty sure some of those kids wouldn’t have wanted to have a baby! Meaning I heard some psychopath parents make their daughters have a baby the second they get their period just to get on the news or into the Guinness World Record book or something messed up like that!!!!
I had my first kid pretty young (16), but all of these kids look/are younger than that. It’s kinda scary.
daisy meeting her new sister for the first time…. I think she likes her
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY
i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like